We all love Hindi dramatic movies and everybody has a favourite movie line. There is nothing better than movie dialogues which can be instantly quotable. Over the years Bollywood cinema has given us some of the most famous dialogues, that we’ve come to love. We know these dialogues from movies by heart and we continue to quote these iconic phrases with our friends and family. Bollywood has got a lot to offer and make you laugh.
Here is the list of most memorable funny Hindi movie dialogues that defines our Indian cinema. Share your favourite dialogue in comments!
“Tumse naa ho payega”
“Zara soongh ke batao mantriji nashte mein kya khaaye hai? Joru ka maar”
Gangs Of Wasseypur 1
“Mera naam hai bulla, Rakhta hoon khulla”
“Mera naam hai pote, jo apne baap ke bhi nahi hote”
Gunda
“Mogambo khush hua”
Mr India
“Ek machhar sala aadmi ko hijda bana deta hai”
Yeshwant
“Hum tum mein itne ched karenge … ki confuse ho jaoge ki saans kahan se le aur paade kaha se…”
Dabangg
“Baap Ka Bhai Ka, Sabka Badla Lega Tera Faizal”
Gangs of Wasseypur 2
“Kya tum mantally challenged ho my bwoy?”
Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
“Aankh Dikhata hai madarjaat”
Gangajal
“Ye firauti ke paise hai ya mayyat ka chanda”
“Yeh teza teza Kya hai”
Andaz Apna Apna
“Jhak marti hai ye police, utar ke fek do ye vardi aur pehen lo balwant rai ka patta apne gale me”
Ghayal
“Ab pyar na hua tumhara, UPSC ka exam ho gaya hai … dus saal se clear hi nahi ho raha hai”
Raanjhanaa
“Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai … lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai”
3 Idiots
“Kehte hai pyar mein neend udh jaati hai … koi humse bhi mohabbat kare … kambhakt neend bahut aati hai”
Fanaa
“Bada kamzor leg piece hai … is murgi ko polio ho gaya tha kya?”
Run
“Main dikhta hoon sweet, innocent, swami type ka na … lekin actually hoon bahut bade harami type ka”
Main Tera Hero
“Abhe hata saawan ki ghata… kha, khuja, batti bujha ke soja nintakle pintukle… mandi khareli hai aunty baja rahi hai baar-baar ghanti… kulla ghumake paschim ko palat le… bahut ho gaya phutle, vatle, shaana ban kya?”
Deewana Mastana
“Business ka first rule, jiske saat vyaapar karo, usse kabhi pyaar na karo”
Band Baaja Baaraat
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